Tom Hiddleston for Morpheus from Sandman please.
IT’S LITERALLY THE UNDER TUNIC FROM THE AVENGERS OUTFIT
I CAN’T GO ON
YES EVERYBODY’S GOING MENTAL ABOUT THE HAIR AND I’M JUST UUUUUUNNNNNNDDDEEEERRRRSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
Welcome back to my dash, dear.
Also wrists? How can someone’s wrists be sexy?
So it turns out the cure to a really shit day is for Pip to drink enough Southern Comfort to fee like Tony Stark and start text messaging frostiron roleplay with me.
So much love.
Fuck yes, my darling PJ!
I’m sorry you had a shit day but I am not sorry at all for the drinking, the texting or the frostiron. I was grinning like an idiot all morning at work.
Too much love. I REGRET NOTHING!Way super much too fun.
I found myself getting unnaturally distressed at the particulars. Where did Tony get Loki’s number? How did he escape Asgard?
I have never been so intent on cross stitching and flirting with Tony Stark before…
I FIGURED IT OUT! ONE DAY I’LL BE ABLE TO TUMBLR LIKE A PROPER HUMAN.
*ahem*
Well how did Loki get a phone? I figure it’s a Stark Phone and Tony’s keeping tabs on him if he can. As to how he escaped Asgard… I got nothing. Lalalalala
I have never been so intent on drinking SoCo and flirting with a Norse god before. Oh who am I kidding, I do that at any given opportunity.
Fuck guys I literally only just got this.
It’s like, you know, how you see lightening, and then it takes a minute, then thunder?
A whole really obvious double meaning in there and I was just “eeee here comes Thor!”
Oh darling. I loved that line. Maybe it’s proof I think like Loki. I just want my mind palace to be full of cats, OK?
Also this is where the bad Chinese subtitles come in handy, instead of “I’m not overly fond of what follows” he says “I do not like the thunder guy”. Cue me laughing my arse off. Most accurate inaccuracy ever!
So it turns out the cure to a really shit day is for Pip to drink enough Southern Comfort to fee like Tony Stark and start text messaging frostiron roleplay with me.
So much love.
Fuck yes, my darling PJ!
I’m sorry you had a shit day but I am not sorry at all for the drinking, the texting or the frostiron. I was grinning like an idiot all morning at work.
Too much love. I REGRET NOTHING!
A CHALLENGE: quotes to slip into everyday conversation…
“I’ll show you later” from ‘Cabaret’, specifically Alan Cumming’s German accent as emcee.
“I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary” from ‘Sherlock’.
“Has your mother sold her mangle?” from ‘QI’.
“WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF CAMOMILE TEA?!” from Dylan Moran’s stand up. By all means yell it as frighteningly as possible.
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim” from ‘Thor’. Useful when everyone’s giving you worried looks from the other quotes and you need to make a speedy exit.
“My boys, my boys” from ‘Withnail and I’, specifically Uncle Monty’s expansiveness. BONUS POINTS: “Prostitutes for the the bees!” from same. Context is unnecessary.
GWAH
Every time I see this scene my guts just clench.
Come here and let me love you, you poor, delusional, power-hungry, damaged, gorgeous, clever, mischievous, in-too-deep, shiny-eyed son of a bitch. TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD!
Loki calls Odin out for ‘beating drums like a witch’. Nobody bothers to deny this, while Frigga basically headdesks and tells Odin that she thought they’d already discussed how he wasn’t to bring up his and Loki’s ‘experimental phase’ at the dinner table.
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A hilarious quote from this really interesting essay- Some Thoughts on Norse Gender Construction and the Role of Loki in the Myths. Here’s another one- “I am the monster parents tell their children about at night”: Depictions of Internalised Racism in Thor. |
