pipwasreal

21, Australian, like a lovesick kraken. Occasionally I write or draw. Mostly I just flail. Come, flail with me.

A CHALLENGE: quotes to slip into everyday conversation…

"I’ll show you later" from ‘Cabaret’, specifically Alan Cumming’s German accent as emcee.

"I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary" from ‘Sherlock’.

"Has your mother sold her mangle?" from ‘QI’.

"WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF CAMOMILE TEA?!" from Dylan Moran’s stand up. By all means yell it as frighteningly as possible.

"Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim" from ‘Thor’. Useful when everyone’s giving you worried looks from the other quotes and you need to make a speedy exit.

"My boys, my boys" from ‘Withnail and I’, specifically Uncle Monty’s expansiveness. BONUS POINTS: "Prostitutes for the the bees!" from same. Context is unnecessary.


Loki calls Odin out for ‘beating drums like a witch’. Nobody bothers to deny this, while Frigga basically headdesks and tells Odin that she thought they’d already discussed how he wasn’t to bring up his and Loki’s ‘experimental phase’ at the dinner table.

penandpage:

thewinchesterswagger:

brodinsons:

When I first came to Earth Loki’s rage followed me here and your people paid the price. And now again.

#because thor has realized how deep the chasm between he and his brother has become #he finally realizes what his ignorance and unknowing slights have wrought #and now that loki has thrown down the gauntlet #he realizes that with earth’s fate in the balance #he might not have a choice #he may have to kill his brother

*casually throws up*

Thank you fandom! Call me heartless but I didn’t get this scene. I was like ‘Seriously, dude, pick up the hammer and join the fight. Why didn’t they cut this boring field scene?’
NOW I HAVE ALL THE FEELS. I’M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU JOSSSSSSS








#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
SHALL POSSESS
THE BLESSING OF THOR

I have never seen anyone look this badass whilst holding a baby.This makes me laugh so much because in the Poetic Edda (in the Alvissmol) Alvis, a dwarf, sets out to marry Thor’s daughter and Thor disguises himself and asks Alvis many questions to prove the suitor’s worth. He’s impressed by how wise Alvis is but in an unusual show of trickery, the questioning has just been a diversion and Alvis gets turned to stone when the sun comes up.
"In a single breast I have never seen/ More wealth of wisdom old;/ But with treacherous wiles must I now betray thee:/ The day has caught thee, dwarf!"(Also, Thor’s clearly been hanging out with Loki too much or he would have just hammered Alvis.)
In conclusion, Thor would chat nicely with the boy and then TURN THE BASTARD TO STONE BEFORE HE WENT ANYWHERE NEAR HIS DAUGHTER.

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR

I have never seen anyone look this badass whilst holding a baby.
This makes me laugh so much because in the Poetic Edda (in the Alvissmol) Alvis, a dwarf, sets out to marry Thor’s daughter and Thor disguises himself and asks Alvis many questions to prove the suitor’s worth. He’s impressed by how wise Alvis is but in an unusual show of trickery, the questioning has just been a diversion and Alvis gets turned to stone when the sun comes up.

"In a single breast I have never seen/ More wealth of wisdom old;/ But with treacherous wiles must I now betray thee:/ The day has caught thee, dwarf!"

(Also, Thor’s clearly been hanging out with Loki too much or he would have just hammered Alvis.)

In conclusion, Thor would chat nicely with the boy and then TURN THE BASTARD TO STONE BEFORE HE WENT ANYWHERE NEAR HIS DAUGHTER.


I have to admit, the first time I watched Thor, I found Darcy really irritating.
Now, after repeated viewings, copious fanfic (and the show Two Broke Girls), I’m now a bit in love with her. Thank you, Kat Dennings.


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