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Loki calls Odin out for ‘beating drums like a witch’. Nobody bothers to deny this, while Frigga basically headdesks and tells Odin that she thought they’d already discussed how he wasn’t to bring up his and Loki’s ‘experimental phase’ at the dinner table.





#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
SHALL POSSESS
THE BLESSING OF THOR

I have never seen anyone look this badass whilst holding a baby.This makes me laugh so much because in the Poetic Edda (in the Alvissmol) Alvis, a dwarf, sets out to marry Thor’s daughter and Thor disguises himself and asks Alvis many questions to prove the suitor’s worth. He’s impressed by how wise Alvis is but in an unusual show of trickery, the questioning has just been a diversion and Alvis gets turned to stone when the sun comes up.
"In a single breast I have never seen/ More wealth of wisdom old;/ But with treacherous wiles must I now betray thee:/ The day has caught thee, dwarf!"(Also, Thor’s clearly been hanging out with Loki too much or he would have just hammered Alvis.)
In conclusion, Thor would chat nicely with the boy and then TURN THE BASTARD TO STONE BEFORE HE WENT ANYWHERE NEAR HIS DAUGHTER.

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR

I have never seen anyone look this badass whilst holding a baby.
This makes me laugh so much because in the Poetic Edda (in the Alvissmol) Alvis, a dwarf, sets out to marry Thor’s daughter and Thor disguises himself and asks Alvis many questions to prove the suitor’s worth. He’s impressed by how wise Alvis is but in an unusual show of trickery, the questioning has just been a diversion and Alvis gets turned to stone when the sun comes up.

"In a single breast I have never seen/ More wealth of wisdom old;/ But with treacherous wiles must I now betray thee:/ The day has caught thee, dwarf!"

(Also, Thor’s clearly been hanging out with Loki too much or he would have just hammered Alvis.)

In conclusion, Thor would chat nicely with the boy and then TURN THE BASTARD TO STONE BEFORE HE WENT ANYWHERE NEAR HIS DAUGHTER.

A Tale of Woe (or Loki is a Trickster not a Villain)
A son I lost when the wolf was bound
(An eye Odin lost but wisdom found)
A son I lost for earth’s serpentine surround
(A contest he lost with Mjollnir’s pound)
A daughter I lost when Hell was new-wound
(But ensured she kept Baldr deep underground)

My lips I lost but kept my head
(Sif’s virtue lost when she came to my bed)
Two sons I lost when one was fed
(Vali made a wolf and Narfi made dead)
Dignity lost when Svadilfari I led
(Odin stole my Sleipnir from the birthing-bed)

Liberty I lost and as a salmon was caught
(Though the chase was long and the netting fraught)
My temper I lost and with bitter words fought
(And the Æsir my dreadful punishment wrought)
I have lost my all and ‘twas all for nought
(But Ragnarök will bring me revenge dear bought)
I’ve been drawing! :OJust a rough doodle but still!Here’s female!Loki in a cocktail dress, meant to refer to his salmon form in the prose Edda when he was fleeing the Æsir after orchestrating Baldr’s death and before he’s caught and bound til Ragnarok. Spoiler alert, I suppose :P'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows' reference too :) because why not?

I’ve been drawing! :O
Just a rough doodle but still!
Here’s female!Loki in a cocktail dress, meant to refer to his salmon form in the prose Edda when he was fleeing the Æsir after orchestrating Baldr’s death and before he’s caught and bound til Ragnarok. Spoiler alert, I suppose :P
'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows' reference too :) because why not?